Having a random hookup so left but love u
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
