Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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