Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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