so explain again why im purple
no
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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