My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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