ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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