The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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