Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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