i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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