We're like a lot better than the average bears
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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