Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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