Your face is a jimmy john
another moral hangover. fuck.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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