Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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