Its about making memories worth repressing
I could make wine with my vomit
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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