She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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