What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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