Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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