I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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