i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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