My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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