I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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