Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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