no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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