I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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