"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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