You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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