But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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