he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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