Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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