Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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