That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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