I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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