Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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