I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i think i just lost a toe
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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