Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
