I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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