i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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