with your own penis?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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