And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
