Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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