thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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