Define "chronic" masturbator.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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