CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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