you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
