office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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