You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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