i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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