plz talk dirty to me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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