I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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