He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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