He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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