Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've blown a few things in my day
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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